22.10.2012

Calling a spade a spade

Last week I had to undergo a psychological evaluation as part of the selection process for a job that I applied for. Today I got the results. I was very pleased to see myself very accurately described as intelligent, ambitious, meticulous, determined and persevering, but in the box for “other relevant observations” there were some numbers: 301.81.

The psychologist who wrote this is an idiot. After all, what’s the point of using codes when he has already described me as intelligent, ambitious, meticulous, determined and persevering? Did he really think I would not figure out what the code means? All I had to do was to google “301.81” with the quotes and there was the explanation: it’s the DMV-IV classification for “narcissistic personality disorder”. I quote to you from a short description that I found on the net:

The symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder revolve around a pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and sense of entitlement. Often individuals feel overly important and will exaggerate achievements and will accept, and often demand, praise and admiration despite worthy achievements.  They may be overwhelmed with fantasies involving unlimited success, power, love, or beauty and feel that they can only be understood by others who are, like them, superior in some aspect of life.

There is a sense of entitlement, of being more deserving than others based solely on their superiority.  These symptoms, however, are a result of an underlying sense of inferiority and are often seen as overcompensation.  Because of this, they are often envious and even angry of others who have more, receive more respect or attention, or otherwise steal away the spotlight.

You read this and it’s pretty clear what it’s all about: pure unadulterated envy. It is the medical variant of the Christian requirement of false modesty and self-deprecation and of the venomous envy that Aksel Sandemose so brilliantly described in “A Fugitive Crosses His Tracks”.  It is the psychologist’s admission and affirmation of his own insignificance compared to me and of his total inability to cope with it. Yes, I am superior and I know it, and I have the courage to admit it. Admire me.

17.10.2012

Holy EU

Today I would like to bring back another posting of mine, to show you how skillful I am in spreading disinformation successfully. Here it is:


elit22
18 June 2012 11:38AM
Response to kizbot, 18 June 2012 11:23AM

The problem is that they have a disproportionate amount of power because of their association with the police and the fact that they know they can operate with impunity

If this is true it has to change. This is precisely the kind of endemic dysfunctional practices that the EU was designed to eradicate from its member states. I hope the EU reforms will succeed soon and result in a transparent police body that aims at working for the good of the people.


What do I do here? First, I don’t allow myself to be drawn into discussion about Golden Dawn, their association with the police and whether or not they can operate with impunity. The statement that I am replying to serves me well as a basis, and by not discussing it I avoid the pitfalls of facts and politics. Instead, I make it an issue of corruption. Well, “endemic dysfunctional practices” is really more than corruption, it also includes general incompetence, government unwillingness, inexistent judicial controls, passive citizens, the whole lot. In only three words I already managed to paint Greece as a dystopic nighmare where nothing functions.

And then, enter the EU. Of course I am fully aware that the EU has no remit and no authority to reform the police of member states, and that it was certainly not designed for that purpose. Does that stop me? If I say it, it is true. If I phrase it as an obvious truth, it becomes one and no-one challenges it. But that’s not the main point. What I am really doing here, is pitching for the austerity “reforms” that are being imposed on EU member states by making “reforms” synonymous to “transparency” and “the good of the people”.

See? In two and a half lines and two lies, I improved the image of the EU more than an entire PR department in Brussels does in a year. And I got away with it. How cool is that! Admire me.

13.10.2012

Counting insults ;)

Here is another gem of mine. That Helianthe character is both Greek and leftist – utter trash in other words, I really can’t think of anything worse than that – so I took to the big bazooka.


elit22
3 October 2012 9:12PM
Response to Helianthe, 3 October 2012 8:51PM

This is what you do in Italy when you are *not* in power.

Once you get into power, then you get all your fingers into the honey, isn’t it?

How cynical of you to say this – and how stereotypical. I would be rather embarrassed to come out with such a simplistic blanket statement about any nation.

And what you say is exactly what the corrupts say – they pillage society on the excuse that anyone else would do the same in their position. How typical of you, another apologist here.

Well, Italy has many respectable and honest people that have done a lot of good work, but I would not expect you to know anything about them.

all at the expense of the Northern European taxpayer

Italy is one of the largest economies in the world, whether you like it or not. The Italian economy has sustained these excesses long before the EU funds came into the picture, and still does.


Now see how many insults I managed to deliver in this short posting:

  1. “Cynical” (code for immoral).
  2. “Sterotypical” (code for stupid).
  3. “I would be embarassed to be you”, two birds with one stone: she goes down, I go up.
  4. “Simplistic” (i.e. stupid, simple of mind).
  5. “Corrupt” (this one is particularly brilliant; I compare her statements to those of some vague undefined corrupt persons, and then paint her as corrupt herself by my own undefined association).
  6. “Typical of [her]” (confirmation of her corruption by circular reference to my own unfounded accusation).
  7. “Apologist” (haha, no-one can win against this one. No matter what they advocate, their goal is reprehensible by definition if they are apologists, so they themselves are also reprehensible because they advocate the reprehensible. Perfectly circular, there’s no way anyone can escape it.)
  8. “Italy has respectable and honest people – I would not expect you to know anything about them” (i.e. she’s so disreputed and dishonest, that she doesn’t even know what “respectable” and “honest” mean).

I think I did extremely well here. And last by not least, I even survived the Guardian’s moderation. You can imagine how many people must have reported my posting, and yet it was not moderated. That’s the art of using high-brow attitude and language to get away with anything, and I am a master of it. Admire me.

12.10.2012

Solid argument

I decided to begin my anthology with an exquisite posting of mine on the Guardian, made last week. I simply can’t keep it from you.


elit22
5 October 2012 1:00PM
Response to PatLogan, 5 October 2012 12:09PM

What seems to work well in Germany, Elit, is technical education. There’s little evidence that the academic sector is notably effective or high performing – and similarly, schools seem passably effective, but not remarkably so.

Nonsense – the research coming out of the Max Planck for example is at the level of Oxbridge (or Russell Group) and Ivy league institutions, and can be superior in fact as they take turns in this. And research in the sciences, mathematics, engineering, linguistics, music etc, which is what the Max Planck excels in, is not ‘technical’.

You have an uninformed stereotypical view of what is researched in Germany and clearly don’t know this sector too well.


See how nicely I put him down, diverting the subject from the academic sector in general to just one institute, while also calling his argument nonsense? Then I redefine “technical” as it suits me so that I can ridicule him based on my own invented premises, and proceed to kill him off by calling him a stereotyping ignorant.

It’s simply brilliant, if I may say so myself. I am an expert in this and very proud of it. Admire me.

12.10.2012

Welcome

Hello, welcome to my personal website. My name is elit22 and I am an arrogant hypocrite from northern Italy. I often post on the Guardian, and I take particular pleasure in bashing Greece and the Greeks. But I also comment on other subjects, often on European economical and political issues which allow me to demonstrate my superior knowledge and intelligence while patronising and insulting other users.

On this website I plan to share with you an anthology of my best postings of the past, along with the occasional original thoughts about myself. I hope you will enjoy them just as much as I do and that you will praise me accordingly in your comments. Be aware, however, that I pre-moderate all comments and delete those that could be perceived as even slightly critical of me.